We played with my BF’s parents. What were his sister’s parents hiding from her? Doing it in the butt. I’ve never been so glad not to be biologically related to the people in the room.

UGH. People who won’t go to a sushi restaurant without making faces constantly because EEWWW RAW FISH! They are basically begging everyone they know to never go out in public with them again.

I am starting a theme park called “Yoko World.” Guests will randomly destroy shit and scatter it through the park. There will be attractions such as “paint feelings,” and “eat sadness”. Guests will be required to create a new outfit for themselves out of bits of flotsam and wear it all day. This new outfit will be…

OMG NO QUILTED NORTHERN IS MY JAM

I used to think that but lately she seems more down to earth and friendly. She and RiRi together seem so fun and relaxed and refreshing.

My BF LOOOOOOOVES smoked oysters. We do have cats, and yes wet food smells like garbage. But the smell of smoked oysters makes me literally want to heave. The rule is he can only eat them in the house if I am asleep or not at home.

Up until last year, rookie wideouts were notorious for being unreliable.

High blood pressure. Can’t keep it up in a standing position.

I grew up among classy people, and so the rule was this: Alcohol served before noon must be mixed with fruit juice. Mimosas and bloody marys all the way. After that, it’s all good.

See, everyone shits on the Chicago deep-dish, but the beauty part is that one slice is practically a meal. Two slices is a feast. You will never take it from me.

Yikes. It was a doozy. Not fit to be out for a few days after. My car was completely buried and I had just bought it, having never driven anywhere but CA before. So I did not have a shovel or any snow implements at all. Eventually I got my backpack and hoofed it to a store through still-unplowed streets and uncleared…

If you recall, near the beginning of E.T. there is a scene where one of the boys calls someone else “penis breath.” I was about five and did not know what that meant, but I knew it was an insult. So I made a sign that said “peanut breath” so that I could show it to people and let them know that I was not happy with…

U of C, class of 99. I miss it too!

*smacks head* but of course!

So many extra letters. Too rich for my bloode.

Great minds think alike. Also, your handle is everything and has made my day.

My only question is how he manages to walk around with balls that size.

Just like shoppes, and anything that is Olde Time.

I can only hope that I would answer that question by looking the asker dead in the eye and saying, “That would depend on the human being to be killed.”