Shut it right now. Carrot cake is delicious.

Just what does the chef whip, eh?

I’ve eaten many disappointing cookies, so I can relate. However, I’ve had the pleasure of being fed Pop’s Cookies. Pop is my beloved’s grandfather, who, after a long career as a police officer and a construction foreman, turned to baking as a hobby. Like everything else he has ever done, he endeavored to get it…

I have successfully transitioned my beloved from eating hockey pucks to eating actual meat. He is very happy that I initiated him into our delicious cult.

This is an outrage; I am deeply offended at this treatment of our fighting men and women.

Yeah, they tend to be not very big on mainstream medical treatment. I bet they fear that if vaccines are required, parents could also be required to get proper psych treatment for their kids as well. Either that or you’re supposed to get immunity from all diseases when you get to OT III, so they don’t think they need…

Ugh. Imagine if there was no middle-man, just that server and a confused elderly person.

*slow clap* Well played!

I hear that pureeing food, like freezing bread, “kills” it and chemically alters it such that all nutritional value is lost. (not entirely making this up, sadly)

I heard once that people with fetal alcohol syndrome have mad sugar cravings. I can see that happening if the effects on the digestive system make their blood sugar levels unstable.

Ah, hell yeah. “I don’t know the author or the title but the cover is blue. And it’s about squirrels, I think. Or maybe murder.”

I know, it’s terrible. At least it wasn’t alcohol vomit. And I hadn’t really eaten, so just stomach acid, mostly. Still, I felt especially bad for affecting commuters. One expects such things in the wee hours, not so much during the commute.

I’m with you on this one. I am impressed with Ferrari Guy’s commitment to the bit.

Um, yeah, what you said. Mr. Willow is an attorney. He graduated law school in 2010. Once he passed the bar, he started working as an associate with a solo practitioner. He makes roughly the same amount that I do working in non-profit human services. He’s worth way more than that, but the jobs are not there.

I also contributed grimness to an elevated train ride in Chicago. I was taking the Blue Line to the airport early in the morning when my stomach started to churn. Eventually I could not hold it anymore and leaned over and threw up in the aisle. I was mortified but didn’t know what to do. In retrospect, it was probably…

Gaga is everything. She is a force of nature. She dresses the world in rainbow flavored love and lemon drop kisses. It might seem, to a casual observer, that she is “over” the pop dance music and the avant-garde performance art/couture, but no. People of Earth, she is just beginning. She is in the midst of a…

I was lacto-ovo for 9 years and I never, ever tried to convert anyone or make a big deal out of it. I was able to coexist peacefully with carnivores, who, it turns out, can be very gracious about accommodating odd diets when nobody is harassing them to give up their ways. Anyone who claims to have found the “One Twooo…

This is basically the thesis of Arlene Stein’s “The Stranger Next Door,” a great study on homophobia in rural America that I used to teach in my Sociology of Sexualities classes. She did a lot of research into Dobson and the FRC, as well as what was happening on the ground in places where gay rights were under attack.…

LOVE. I mean really. Two women in LOVE. What could be more offensive?