Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

what about the ticketing is unjustified? operating unsafe vehicles in an unsafe manner deserves a ticket. having a fart can muffler is a crime against humanity. doing burnouts is illegal, damaging the road by dragging body parts is illegal, driving a car that won’t pass inspection is illegal.

I’m in complete agreement with you. I do this all the time. I spot something and decide it’s not worth saving so I smash it more. Old lady’s house with the falling in porch, smashed. That old desk sitting by a uhaul, smash. That lawnmower looks like it don’t run right, smash. A person with late stage cancer, smash.…

That was not what I expected. Enjoy your star.

eva post on kotaku? queue the intro.

thats a very muddy stuffed Charmander

This may be spurious, but I heard that Dodge’s marketing department had considered calling that color Statutory Grape back in the ‘70s.

I’d go with F8 Green, which looks hideous on the configurator, but sexy in real life.

Go easy on Torch. He was an art history major.

Counterpoint: if it’s raining hard enough to turn on your wipers, sure would be nice if I could also see you/your lights. I don’t think this is a stupid law at all. Lack of enforcement, perhaps, is stupid.

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

How is it a production car if they haven’t produced nor sold any?

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There, I fixed it.

From the tire marks he wasn’t the first to lose it in that exact spot?