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Did this in the past with sticky notes on a car at university. Was great. It rained and the scrobbles on the notes other people left transfered themselves to the car inquestion. White BMW eating up 4 spots in a capactiy lot. you gotta get fucked with.
Normal people would take it at this point to not do it again, but

Screw that, I want to import a Marauder so I can do this to people who take up 2 spots, or in the parking garage at my job 3 or 4 spots with 1 car.

The truck isn’t taking two spaces though, look carefully, the space left to the truck has a charity thing.

I feel like that wasn’t enough. Go run out and grab a few dozen cinderblocks and really box them in.

note to self: buy 3M painter’s tape; keep in glove box for special occasions

Not really. If you own both spots then go right ahead. In a public lot you don’t.

That’s kosher though. It is basically like parking anywhere you want in your driveway.

Funny if it's a public lot, douchebaggery if it's someone's condo. I have 2 parking spots in my condo, and one car... so I always park in the middle because I'm fecking lazy.

With paint thinner.

Doug, you too can can reminisce about the many alternative repairs that may be performed on Audis!

Don’t key the cars...

You may be a little harsh. Let’s just say they are for people who don’t know what a turn signal is...

There was a great moment at one of the Ubisoft conferences a couple of years ago when there was a problem with the video playback in an Assassin’s Creed demo. The guy “playing” on stage tried to play it off as a “glitch” in the game. (I think the video skipped ahead or something.)

Holy cow! I don’t know what to say except..........thank you, Patrick!

real gameplay conversations go like this :

Still, that’s one cheap Bentley.

The best game with these is converting the back into a luxury limo spec. Subtle, and fairly cheap (depending on how much luxury you add), but still a Mercedes (so ok to take nice places), all while allowing you laugh at the comparatively cramped rear leg room suffered by showy aspiring plutocrats in their Maybachs.