I’ve heard your jokes about my mom
Well, my right foot is a bomb
Tell me quick
Ain’t that a kick in the head?

Oh god, this is so excellent but also so painful... :-/

Washington should be happy that Papelbon is going for the jugular again. Always want my closer to have a cutthroat mentality.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

As someone of Baltic descent, I fully support mocking our stupid names. I have a great uncle named Arrakis.

VW-Guy-R32 daily fantasy player who lost money because of Mozgov. VW-Guy now complain about Mozgov, even though Mozgov awesome. VW-Guy should no play DЯaftKings and start cheer Mozgov.

“In Russia, ball come to you”

Mozgov is center. Center on LeBron team not meant to create own baskets. Center on LeBron team meant to catch pass, make dunk, make shot. Mozgov is good center for LeBron team.

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

I’m waiting for the day when it’s discovered that the Patriots have sleeper agents on the staff of every other team in the AFC.

So, they are going to HBO?

I hope all the Grantland writers start up a new site, with blackjack and hookers!

“How Grantland died”

Jason Whitlock blames Ta-Nehisi Coates.

YES HE BEATS THE WHALE AND EATS IT

I gave a shit.

Yes, Deadspin must have a hidden agenda, because it sure isn’t “TV viewership and revenue is up because the product sucks less”. Its that pesky Deadspin agenda, that’s definitely what drives the NBA viewing market. Salient point.

Still salty over losing GamerGate I see.

How can he walk into a lake forever? Eventually he’ll actually be in the lake, or out of it. He can’t be in the act of walking into it forever. Even if he’s extremely slow he will still complete the act. Did blogger attend grade school?