Shit like this that apple pulls is just one of the many reasons no one can take mobile gaming seriously. Oh you want a full, quality game you can play ALL the time for a reasonable price? Fuck you we’re approving more Clash of Clans clones

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

You don’t want your figure flying out the window do you?

this....was...AMAZING!

My sister and her husband have the same situation with both their jobs, and while it stinks in the beginning, they spend so much on their personal credit cards on behalf of the company (which reimburses them very promptly), that they qualified for AMEX Centurion cards which have been very useful to them. Longest…

Your opinion is objectively wrong and you should feel bad about it.

When did Elite Dangerous hold the crown ?

YouTube Red? Isn’t that a little too close to RedTube?

There is a HUGE difference between visual emotes that have zero effect on gameplay and guns that directly impact your ability to play the game.

I thought a sucker punch is one you don’t see coming? In other words, a dirty punch you can’t defend against. The Giants fan saw the punch coming all the way from the time the arm was cocked.

I am far from being a DIY guy and this was the first thing I saw too. Her husband/wife/whatever will come home from work and be all. “What the fuck, crooked? And you laid it on dirt?”

not so much about being funny as it is how talented he is at impersonating the voices.

My favorite example is a welfare person getting out of a Mercedes.

These make for great pranking, too. I took a similar one and hid it up in the false ceiling of another deparment in my office building, and would ring the bell every now and then. Took them months to figure it out.

These make for great pranking, too. I took a similar one and hid it up in the false ceiling of another deparment in…

Make sure that you two create a safe word first.

Make sure that you two create a safe word first.

Koons Ford has been operating the DMV forEVER.

Nothing is truly perfect. :-)

...I don’t know that not wearing gear and passing on a double yellow equate to assault with a vehicle...

Jim Brandstader also calls Lions games. He is a goddam pro at avoiding four-letter-words.

That was incompetent announcing by the MSU guys, they didn’t describe what was happening at all, they just reacted.