Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packer land: S-H-A-R-I-A.”

After passing Favre in career yards, he decided to go after a few more of Brett’s records.

He finished the day at 5/20 passing with 4 interceptions.

Are you implying that an ACL tear, two meniscus tears, and an orbital bone fracture aren’t real injuries?

ONE NATION, ONE LOSS, NO TICKET.

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

The “n-word” in question was “notgoodatfootball”.

Can we get the Ask A Lawyer dude on this?

Yeah, the genocide against the jewish people gets all the press. Not enough people talk about Hitler’s Holocaust Against Banners.

My grandpa used to tell me stories about how the Krauts ripped up his banner on D-Day...you could see the tears in his eyes when he thought about how much that banner cost and how excited he was to put it up on the beach...truly, the greatest generation.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.