“What can I get you do drink?”

I still find this funny.

I say: run ‘em into the ground. Go for 73. Go for 75! But that’s just one of many reasons I’m not in charge of a basketball team.

Thanks for checking in, Coach Sarkisian!

I do love me some Coutinho.

This is such bullshit.

People said the same thing about Flava Flav . . .wait that WAS Flava Flav!

Not to worry. It’s Tottenham. It’s March. I’ve seen this movie before.

“4th place is a trophy”

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

That’s a horse-apples reason. It’s a seafood place, if the only reason to go is a biscuit, it’s a shitbox of a seafood place that puts old bay and cheese into bisquick.

I was literally thinking the same exact thing and almost wrote that.

+1 Stars Hollow

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

And no mention of Civil War.

Umm... not sure if you’re joking or not (If you are, I apologize for missing the tone), but if you had to choose the 2 biggest blockbusters from the summer, it’s BvS and Captain America: Civil War. X-Men Apocalypse might be big enough that you can argue there’s a “Big 3" release, but I doubt it (though I’m sure now…

Twice now, huh? Guess Dalton should consider packing more dominant jeans1!!1

I think I speak for all fellow UCLA Bruins in saying, “Goddammit”