But then you would have missed Madonna taking 30 seconds to get down on her knees for a dramatic pause and restart. Think how disappointing that would be.

Have you never heard Rihanna sing?

I watched hoping the house would literally fall on them.

I think I remember you. Moses and I went to Hebrew School together.

Funny you should mention that, I was going to ask how the council of Nicea went-that was, what, '82 or so?

No to the first. Yes to the second. And I babysat Moses.

Did you send this message via carrier pigeon? Do people tell your age by counting your rings?

Nah, a money would have worked better than my walkman

CD's? Weren't those played on those gramophone things? And like, powered by a monkey that lived inside of them?

"Liberal Hippie Queen!"

OK, and vaginas of the world, no one owes you free dinners, free entertainment like movies and trips, valentines day extravaganzas, and so on, no matter how swell you think you are. Quit being so selfish.

? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.

These are always so elaborate, right down to the exactly quoted dialogue, that they sound more like writing samples than actual events.

-Canadian
-Claims to have long, metal claws

I think I know our perp.

The owls are not what they seem.

It is a fact.

UPDATE

That apology could have been more groveling and humble.

Make stuff up like Jackie did? The difference is I have other people corroborating my claim. If you believed her you definitely should believe me.

That's gas lighting, right? When you don't believe someone based on your preconceived judgments, but in the end the overwhelming weight of evidence proves them correct? I just wanted to make sure I was using the term correctly.