That apology could have been more groveling and humble.

Yes, but aren't men constantly told to hold other men accountable?

But, I thought every sperm was sacred?

He shined shoes outside Women and Women First.

Ah, well. In the fight to get to the front of the train, there are no allies.

And that ex went on to start...

Please tell me the multiple choice questions were about where to buy the best cravat and what druidic oak makes the best staff of power.

I always thought you had to live in a dark fortress at the edge of an enchanted forest to do that.

I just had to push that one out of the nest.

Fowl Play.

Aw, fuck. Didn't they ever read "Grail"?

It's one of the few places of employment, sadly. It's either there or the BuCarkke Wash.

You don't even want to see the antique music store they have, The Rusty Trombone.

I wonder if they offer hot golden showers at the glory hole?