I will admit to once being the proud owner of a 5-speed manual Toyota Previa minivan, not a “dust buster”, rather a “suppository”...

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

Serious question: I thought one of the strategic keys to Tesla’s success was that they produced an electric sedan that was both good looking and conventional in its styling... So my question is: WTF?

On the other hand...

Sacrilege! Can it be the Emperor was denied the sublime joy of being able to rip a muffled fart on woolen seats and is forced to endure the harsh echos of leather like us plebeians?

Given the base cost of the car, I’m sure the original purchaser just “shrugged” when asked if they wanted the “Atlas” green...

As if one needs another reason to date a contortionist.

Looks like my favorite non-driving car activity will require a contortionist...

Oh the humanity!

Age 58: Fucked his secretary, wife found out, wife won divorce lottery, back to driving a GT 86.

“Hey babe, I’ve got a Ferrari and its hot like you!”

Is it wrong for me to think this car should be covered in snowflakes, each with a tragically dated phrase inscribed?

Fond memories of my college drinking buddy’s Trooper...

Iso wantone.

It was a hockey game...

Another fine example of FCA looking out for its customers!

Isn’t that the customers have been asking this whole time?