“The only thing you can do is win if there is no one else competing, Toyota.”

“Someday, I will tow my Porschewith a Porsche.”

There is no holden on to the past...

Peckers gonna peck...

I bet Elon’s marketing department is going to blow a fuse-o.

Who knew? All this time I thought “The ultimate driving machine” meant there was only one!

Well... the Mussolini era had a few interesting cars - not that they all classify as “for the people”. Give credit where credit is due; Benito actually coined the term “totalitario”

Nooooooooooo! Oh the humanities... That would be a tragic dis-assed-her.

So good.

The kind who can afford to give exactly zero f**ks...

Nope! Country & Western. Seems like this mis-identification is getting worse...

Of course not. It’s a car.

May I assume their previous attempt was deep sixed?

“That’s for when you bring it in for service” - every German luxury car owner

This is what i thought of when i saw the headlights

The fact that this only has five stars (at present) is criminal.

I see no waffles on that beach... so it can’t be sandy eggo.