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“And loving it!” - Maxwell Smart.

It was a different era... back when children had a lot more freedom and letting your kid walk home from a park by themselves was not child endangerment...

Ouch! I got a wedgie just looking at that!

Yup. Fast ain’t cheap.

I see your 306HP, and raise you 401HP.

Oh the scourge of automatons... putting humans like my friend Mike Easter out of work.

“The only thing you can do is win if there is no one else competing, Toyota.”

Perhaps now they will turn over a new leaf

“Someday, I will tow my Porschewith a Porsche.”

There is no holden on to the past...

Based on your rebuttal about this being “ass backwards”, perhaps it is Daimler that will take it in the shorts

Why do I want someone to turn this into a dance video with the Rose Royce disco hit “car wash” soundtrack?

Peckers gonna peck...

I bet Elon’s marketing department is going to blow a fuse-o.

I’d say that design is a wiener!

Coming soon to a Craigslist ad near you!

Who knew? All this time I thought “The ultimate driving machine” meant there was only one!

Shenanigans! I see no fire trucks...

I think there may be a market for a snub-nosed model without spider eye headlights!

Does it baby?