Some people will never change.

Many countries are not that particulate about emissions...

I bet you can get a smokin’ deal on one of those stolen cars!

Hmm... do you think after mowing the lawn she will get around to trimming the bush?

I call shenanigans! Everyone knows the new Jeeps will be made in China and those plans are in English!

Dressing nicely can sometimes get you two bags of peanuts on Southwest Airlines... Ask me how I know!

Ours is NOT a glorious world...

‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This Suzuki Sidekick is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked…

All the stars belong to you.

Yes, yes, I know.

F1, Super car, blah blah - yes, I know...

It is now illegal in Nevada to be in the left lane on the highway unless you are moving at least at the speed limit...

Nevada has a new law written with these fine vehicles in mind...

Yes, but will it baby?

Some people will never see the light.

I’ve always just followed the signs...

Let me assure you there is nothing quite as refreshing as being sprayed down with cool hydraulic fluid while activating your power convertible on a hot summer day. Alas, after that incident I sold my R129/SL Mercedes and never went back for there was nothing the car could do to “top” that experience.

Drop by Taco Bell on your way to the Indy 500 and your Jeep problems won’t seem so bad...

I think I am a bit more concerned about a tire pushing through the dash into the passenger compartment in a frontal collision than about the effects of heat on rubber... but priorities differ.

Bro, do you even Camry?