So wait, now DEA agents are ass-holes? When does it stop? Can we not trust anyone any more??

You are not good at understanding things.

Aaaaactually, a lot of this integration has been in place for a while. We have a house with 2 Nest Thermostats, half a dozen Protects, 9 dropcams and a Rachio sprinkler controller. I left a sandwich in the griller for too long about 6 months ago and the smoke got to one of the Protects. On top of the flurry of…

We could make drones with cockpits and they could fly on the drones they’re piloting!

Two short comments:

You, sir have hit the bottom of the pit in your professional and personal life. This is a person doing his job. You may not like him and feel good at mocking him, but there is a line, and clearly you can’t even see it. This is the equivalent of taking “underskirt” shots of women in skirts getting out of a car on their…

This must be an early episode. By the time I got to these the guy has gained at least 20 lbs.

How smart can you be if you’re willing to blow your balls off, particularly considering the reason you’re doing it is so you can go have an orgy in the after-life? Orgy with no balls?? NO THANKS!

Adam you dog, you. Write an article, maybe get a date?

Texas needs to grow the fuck up.

Yup. My 2012 15”MBP retina is still the best laptop I’ve ever owned and it runs like a dream. In runs so well, in fact, that again I’m holding off this upgrade to wait for the new chip architecture.

Exactly, very disappointed. Will continue to hold off.

Já vai tarde filha da puta.

That’s why I ask about circumcision.

“Genital nullification should never, ever be attempted at home." Yeah, right, tell it to the wife.

Yeah, I see a 100 up front and a whole pile of 1s behind it. This is may be an easy way to a lavish 30 minutes in a strip club, but that’s it.

Not so much “kudos” as “finally someone did their fucking job."

This is not something you’re born with. It’s something you can learn. It takes 1 minute. Get off that lazy ass. Or even better, stay on that lazy ass and wiggle your fingers on your keyboard.

Wow, I was ready to defend the technological processes that have lowered food quality in favor of quantity, but this is actually a lot better than I expected!

Not so much “heard” as much as “hope” that they will update the 15” retina macbook pro with some broadwell goodness.