Erin, your writing is among my favorite, and this piece was thoroughly enjoyable. But you ma'am, are not a super-hero. Your wit cannot overcome the interviewers' super-boringness.

Yet we do nothing.

Man, Brazil wishes it was like Chicago. I speak as a Brazilian. Other than the weather, of course, because what's up with that shit?

Sounds like we have too many feds, and they need to do something - ANYTHING to justify their employment.

Love it how baseball throws around "World Champions," yet loses "the international final." Guess it's hard for old-timers to accept that World > U.S. + Canada.

Pre-school Classmates Remember Jeb Bush as a Dickhead bully.

Zak Sabbath looks neither happy nor healthy.

Home Depot too.

Of course "talking" would be suggested by a female author. I can assure you a married man's happiness dependes on a little talk. Not silence, but certainly not the torturous emotional analyses women seem to enjoy going over and over.

Surprised you lived long enough to learn how to write, with that great understanding of the world around you and everything.

Do NOT help this cause! This may slightly improve traffic, but the downsides are madness. I come from São Paulo, in Brazil, where this is legal. Trust me, you do NOT want this to be legal!

They had to keep the traditional mirror so the key demographic "I touch up my make-up on my rear view mirror" would not scratch the car off it's list.

This was supposedly the "nice guy" from the Bad Boy Pistons...

The explicit bigotry in your message evidences you are currently or were formerly a law enforcement agent. These days sucking cook is no longer seen as an insult. Being a cop, on the other hand, has changed from signifying courage to being the epitome of cowardice. Suck on that.

The tax systems in many countries in South America are very punishing, you'll pay roughly twice in USD for the same car there and here. That and the very different income profile of the population there makes how many cars can be bough severely reduced. In essence, they need old, smaller cars to make their prices…

Nope, Argentina did. Uruguayans want to be Argentinians, though they'll never admit it. Argentinians are also never just "Argentinians," they're Italian-Argentinians or French Argentinians or whatever. Uruguay is much smaller, traditionalist and arrogant than Argentina.

Don't hang up on technicalities and details, the concept was beautiful!

you win today.

Know a few bikers in NYC who would have preferred for this model.

Ah, the pressures of being overrated...