Wow. Absolutely incredible that you could know precisely what so many men were thinking by the looks on their faces. You must be a Viking at the poker table.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.

Then you are an awful editor. “Is Jia Tolentino an idiot?” Sorry, don’t answer, that question is only for me of you.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Can’t believe he’s been at that job for a month and Kyle already has floor seats.

Putting it in a way Tom could understand, Mara said “Et tu Ephialtes?”

Jesus, Ted. If they could find a way, most of your party’s voters would deport YOU. Stop trying to pretend it’s about immigration law.

I love the Gawkerverse, but any time that love starts to blind me to the fact that the staff is almost totally made up of Brooklyn-by-way-of-the-Midwest hipsters who only like things when they’re “obscure” and never quite got out of the middle school habit of hating everything on principle, they make sure to remind me.