how many people emailed you to tell you it wasn’t nearly as clever as you guys evidently think it was

‘joke’

what

he fucked a 15 year old groupie in the 70s but sure, lets lionize the guy

yeah the mental gymnastics involved with absolving bey of any wrongdoing are tiresome

(I say this as a white person that has half-Indian kids and I still am careful about how I adopt Indian traditions.)

far out. i guess infinite kinks references are better than the alternative

Can’t wait for a whole new generation of girls to learn about leeches!

out of curiosity, what decade were you born in?

turig test? dude is just gay

great, just a matter of time before transpecies becomes the new cause celebre at jezebel

It’s funny because I think Lolita is a very pretty name, rolls off the tongue as Humbert says, but the name has been utterly ruined. Interestingly, the name spiked after the book was published, before parents realized that naming your baby Lolita might be a bad idea

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I’m always surprised gawker doesnt record IP’s. I thought there was some record collections law in play. Some burner account could flood kinja with CP. I’m actually kinda surprised this hasn’t happened yet.

this is going to get old so soon

“i hate social media platform A so i’ll use my highly trafficked digital media platform to bitch and moan”

are you just writing down stream of consciousness posts now?

it was her job to handle the formalities of delaying Senate business until her colleagues could get back to work

i had to put my sad dick away at the end