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New Year New Euphemisms
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As long as the household bills are settled up in a timely fashion, we spend our individual salaries however the fuck we please.

been with hubby for 13 years. married for 7.

"One in five surveyed had spent $500 or more on a purchase without informing their partner."

Dumb, misleading headline. Jessica Coen, you are a hack writer.

At what point should one ask how much money their fiance has in their MM account from their inheritances....asking for a friend....

I think it should be a constitutionally guaranteed right, but unfortunately I don't really think that it is..

Every person lies, and some lies are necessary.

She looks beautiful and the dress fits perfectly. Get off your high horse. I can't believe the author was paid to write this nonsense. You realize you sound just as stupid as the Fox News pundits that berated her for wearing Alaia.

The exposed zipper is giving me this vibe rn:

Plus, even though it gets used as a reference to vaginas, the word pussy stems from the word pusillanimous - showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.

Yep, very 20% off at Macy's. And I hate exposed zippers.

I think politicians will give you what you want when you vote. I could be wrong since I don't have the numbers in front of me. The pro choice group is young and liberal. The people that don't vote are young and liberal.

yeah but she stated that she doesn't really give a fuck about issues that don't affect her. She should not be the person writing this article btw, that's a shitty way to view the world.

This isn't going to get me any love here, but what you're advocating for goes against most politicians' and their constituents' beliefs. It makes sense why this candidate you're envisioning doesn't exist. And while I am completely pro-choice, I am also kind of glad that politicians feel somewhat beholden to their

I would consider less abortions a good thing if it was due to better access to birth control.

About as believable as Andrea from 90210.

The name of this movie should have been "I love your mother's cookies."

Actually the term for an older man dating a younger woman is "Sugar Daddy", not "dude".

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

The engagement ended. What did you do with the ring?