Almost makes me think there may have been something more to her displeasure with this woman.

As someone who regularly teaches Machiavelli, I'd argue that he would not deem this behavior as "cruelty well-used," but rather as "cruelty abused" and thus not the behavior of a good leader. See: The Prince, Chapter 7

Not feeling the giving people food poisoning one, that's pretty fucked up. Send the bitch a damn bill for all the time you wasted.

I'll help make "Because, Fuck You Jess" happen. I know one. Fuck her.

I know everybody thinks "I did it the right way." But I did it the right way. No bridal party. My sister and husband's brother were our witnesses. She planned my bachelorette, he gave a speech. Each and every one of my friends got an email about how much they mean to me and why I wasn't having a wedding party. There…

I'm not having bridesmaids. I decided that a long time ago. It's unnecessary, it can look tacky, nobody likes their dress or the color and you just save them the money and responsibilities in the end if you don't have them, plus, you don't hurt people's feelings if you don't include them. My sister's best friend had…

As much as I love the first story - returning the already bought bridesmaids dress as a shower gift - I imagine that could have caused some major arguing between the bridge & groom :/

Come the bridal shower, my sister sent the fiancee a gift: the bridesmaid's dress. Apparently it caused quite the stir when the fiancee opened the gift at the shower.

I think another commenter aptly described this behavior as "Machiavellian".

1) gtf off pinterest

Step 1: Realize kids aren't people so they don't matter.
Step 2: Enjoy life instead.

6. Have a second kid. Then it'll be the older kids fault.

Methinks the boy is sporting a half-chub and trying to pass it off as his "package".

I can't get into FKA Twigs. I've tried listening multiple times and it's just not for me - which is weird because everyone has told me if I like Grimes I would love it. Not the case.

filing for divorce after being called a drama queen...

Immature? That's not immature, that's plain PSYCHOTIC.

I'm joking, but divorce sounds like a real "drama queen" response to being called a drama queen.

a complimentary "just woke up " punch in the throat might be in order here

meanwhile at Pratt & Whitney they're saying " I'd like to see the Air Force's reaction when they get the repair bill"

Not to be picky, but I was genuinely wondering how "chard" had any impact on this ... chard is a vegetable; I believe you meant "charred". ;-)