I feel like all of her dresses hide her waist, which is why she always looks like a slouching potato. I KNOW there's gotta be a figure under there somewhere.

No, that's really not it. It's that, for no good reason, you're hostile to actual people who are just coming by to talk about the subject of the post and share their perspectives. There's just no reason to be rude, but you seem to be hell bent on it.

I am sure you know this, but for anyone who doesn't I'm going to take this opportunity to point out that Lambskin Condoms are NOT an effective means of protecting yourself against STDs. If you are allergic to latex, your barrier method of choice will be polyurethane.

There are legitimately dudes who need to use magnums because the regular size hurts. This is not a made-up thing. I have no doubt douchebags use it to pretend their dicks are bigger than they are, but can we not shit all over non-douchebag dudes in the process?

I'm sure you're not my type. I prefer a sense of humor and common decency.

You're tired about hearing about men discuss condoms.

I think it really doesn't matter what those guys think. What matter is what you do.

At which point you say, "well, get off me and go find one that fits."

I half agree.

Absolutely. And as a dude who I assume has a penis, you know that far better than I do. I'm just pointing out that some men are too big for regular condoms so it's important to shop around until you find one that's right for you (i.e. magnum condoms aren't just vanity). As I said, I know you're joking but SAFE SEX…

Listen, I think these guys are all bullshit. They can find a condom that fits no matter what size they are.

It's almost as if you have a narrative already built up in your head that doesn't really need any actual words to take off running. I suppose you're also certain as to my opinion on male rights and what kind of hat I favor on a day to day basis.

I wrote this elsewhere on the thread and it applies here: There is no "one size fits all" when it comes to birth control for men or women.

Doctors and scientists: two groups of people who should never say "uh-oh" when doing sensitive work.

Finding a condom that fits is easy. Not using one at all is stupid.

Thank you.

That is so stupid. The point is to protect against pregnancy and disease. NOT to get no sensation or pleasure from a too tight condom.

Ugh, no. Yes, condoms can stretch. Similarly, small sized latex gloves can stretch to fit over giant hands, but latex gloves come in multiple sizes. I'd like to see her leave that condom on her leg for 15-20 minutes while rubbing it vigorously and see how long it takes for it to break.

Blood circulation isn't important for erections! You heard it here first!

Just because you can fit in size 30 jeans when you are a size 32 (men's sizes btw) doesn't mean it will be comfortable. Same thing with condoms. Pretty much any will fit anyone but not all will be comfortable. Some will constrict blood flow too much, some will slip off too easily. Finding the right condom size is…