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New Year New Euphemisms
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Seriously. Clearly Jezzie bloggers know more than CDC doctors. I know with hindsight people (especially those COMPLETELY removed) like to get huffy about the choices made, but if the CDC said she could travel, who was she to say no?

Prepare to be deleted!

I feel so bad for this poor lady.

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I literally can't believe that people called the fucking store and asked if someone DIED OF EBOLA INSIDE THE STORE. Died. Of. Ebola. Inside. The. Store. People in this country are the stupidest.

Whoa you can buy clothing that keeps your family members from touching you? Man I would have done that years ago if I knew it was possible.

I would shop there! I would LOVE to tell everyone (especially annoying family members) that my dress is from the EBOLA STORE. Maybe nobody would want to shop there with me, meaning I could try dresses on in peace without hearing my supposed loved ones judging my dress choices and body like Simon effing Cowell.

Not another Clinton either.

I've always been in the "get your partner off when he/she needs it" camp. I know it's dicey territory in a comment thread with strangers and no nuance, but it's never been a problem with any partner I've had. Then again, partners with whom I was incompatible sex-wise didn't last that long, so maybe it's a matter of a

And should be seen as what it is: A reason for reflection and reconsideration of the relationship. Ignoring it won't make it better. Well, it might. Some couples go through a couple of years were nothing is happening and then have a later reflowering of mutual desire. But the question is whether it's worth waiting

Okay this is kind of personal so instead of asking you about your sexual practices I'll just make a statement about mine: I like all different kinds of sex and expanding our repertoire to include non-penetrative sex and anal sex has meant way more intimacy in my marriage. Dan Savage likes to go on about how limited

So basically someone is playing the primary game— expect to see Jeb push further and further into the whackadoodle right as the primary heats up. I expect a full-Romney by the time 2016 rolls around and to ignore all of his history in favor of appeasing the Teanuts.

If you've agreed to sex, and then you express your desire to stop and the person doesn't stop, it's rape. Feeling icky halfway through sex that you've consented to does not meet the definition of rape. It meets the definition of bad sex, that you should then stop. Phrasing it like you did sounds a lot like the "regret

But if maintenance sex makes you feel gross, icky, uncomfortable, disrespected, degraded, etc, then it's rape, and you should stop doing it

No. Just fucking NO.

The unbelievable levels bourgeois feminists stoop to in order to fit themselves around monogamy make me want to catch something on fire. IF I DON'T WANT IT, GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

See, I'm not laying down any rules. Just saying that a couple has to learn to work it out or it's going to be a problem. Because, contrary to what this article suggests, people who "take one for the team", get their resentment out somewhere and eventually.

So why were you with a girl for 2 years you weren't attracted to?

My wife's favorite response to a maintenance sex request. "Can I just spread my legs and lie here while you do your thing? Also, if I fall asleep during it, and you come somewhere weird on me, try to clean me up a little in case the kids come in to the room before I wake up."

Nope, total run-on . . .

Sex twice a week? Are these people newlyweds? What a novel concept. Try being married for 20 years and see how often that magic moment happens. Once you hit about 40 or so, your idea of a great time is 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.