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New Year New Euphemisms
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Beyonce articles.

It's a harmony that appears contingent not on efforts being made by both parties to seduce and entice, but on women to recognise the apparently incontrovertible fact that men need sex in a way that their female partners don't and that keeping it from them is tantamount to you taking your marriage certificate,

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

Well right now I'm working in a women's homeless shelter while they work on rebuilding their lives after just getting out of jail/rehab, so I have stepped back from directly working on abortion rights. However I have worked on campaigns to get a pro choice lady elected and reelected as governor. Prior to working at a

A lot of eyerolling! My true friends who are Republicans just know we won't agree so we try not to go there. If the conversation does get political, we tread lightly. Now for people who are just acquaintances (people I went to high school with, etc.) I laugh at them and talk shit about them.

TIL that Black Eyed Peas fans are called Peabodies.

You should vote. If people actually turned out to vote the way they get their crazies out to vote, then they wouldn't be in office to do these things. The 2010 election was a midterm election and the same huge number of voters who turned up for Obama did not turn up that year. What happened? The conservatives

People either voted for Republicans or didn't vote. This is exactly what they want.

Turn up to vote...

Ha — it actually looks like it could be homemade, in which case you could craft some elaborate backstory that makes a bad fashion choice seem charming? Just trying to find ways for you to justify taking that vacation.

"I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were so delicious. I know the box says "not for human consumption," but I'm fine."