no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

What good reasons do you think people have for having children? Is carrying on the family name or family business and your precious genes any better?

And yet those same fates happen just as often to people who are married and have children. I think it would be a lot worse to be sitting there alone in the nursing home knowing your immediate family doesn’t care about you.

Over 60 years old here… relationships have come and gone, but at least I can say I’ve escaped the legal and financial consequences of marriage.

I feel that’s the tone of the article as well, and I was disappointed he didn’t take on Lemonade.

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Counting down to the divorce.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Here’s my conundrum. Can “illegals” get abortions in the U.S. as long as it serves the right wing’s view of deportation?

My cat Chillvester wore the same costume for Halloween this year!

My cat Colin is no stranger to meeting famous people, recently, he spoke at an Annual Navy Event he was in high spirits:

I’m not mad. I still call people “sugar tits” thanks to him.

The appeal of Ryan Gosling eludes me completely. I just watched this trailer, and already I don’t even know what he looks like again. All I remember is his nose looked greasy.

Maybe it’s Dad’s fault his 15 year old daughter had self-esteem issues and wound up sexting with a perv. (To paraphrase Chris Rock.... “If your 15 year old is sexting with a perv, you f**ked up as a dad.”)

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

...yeah because there are no black people in nyc.

I was a relatively early fan of Schumer but girlfriend is not holding up to the scrutiny of fame. Own your shit or step away. This is embarrassing.

Man, you really have to dig to find this a problem. There’s almost nothing going on in this, at all. It’s incredibly banal. It’s like a celebrity selfie.

Oh man, if you don't want to hire a sitter fine, but please don't bitch about the fact that you're miserable and are developing helicopter-ish tendencies. We've all read the study linking highly intensive parenting to decreased happiness. Also, what kind of a message are you sending to your kid; the world is so big,…