Honey, we have Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and we’re into immigration - just look at how many Syrian refugees we’re bringing here. Just come up north and escape the mess! Our minimum wages are higher than the States. And there’s that wonderful free healthcare. Also, if you have children, they can go to school and…

Wait, I think I missed something... I’ve seen the trailer 5 times now (it was always played right before Star Wars: The Force Awakens at the theaters I went to) and I don’t even get who the bad guys are in this movie. Am I a dumb?

OMG Tish and Snooki’s!! Manic Panic!

Ummm I don’t get why this guy isn’t being charged with terrorism, because this is like *classic terrorism*... I can’t be the only one thinking that calling him an ‘idiot’ is too easy. Also, if he wasn’t white, his ass would be DEAD right now. Lol (but crying on the inside) at White Privilege. Just sayin’ girl.

My dad passed away last year... Man, dads and daughters, right? Obvs, we fought like crazy; all the typical rebellious liberal teenager vs stuffy conservative dad stuff. You guys know what I’m talking about. But he was my daddy (yo, don’t judge, I’m still a bad-ass) and he always had my back, he was proud of me no…

Girl, I read this article with a cigarette in hand at all times. I wanted to feel bad but... precious nicotine!! By the way, totally planned on quitting at 30 too. I just kept rationalizing and now I’m 31. Le sigh.

Yeah but the whole telling her therapist and stuff doesn’t happen till the end of the article and to be fair, it’s a long-ass article. I was slightly offended until about half-way thru the article when it occurred to me that it was a joke.

For real, I was like, “is this article, shaming women’s fashion choices, really…

I think I get what you’re saying, I’m not like *well-versed* in tropes and things but I do have a question or 2... Is this trope the other side of the same coin when it comes to things like Danaerys in Game of Thrones? Like the White Saviour of Coloured People is the other side of the same coin as Magical…

I didn't want to say it, but I kind of agree with you. I've always wanted to finish my post-secondary education but it's always been out of reach for me financially-speaking. Lots of people wish they could be in a situation like the writer of this article. But it's not possible for most of us. Especially if you're a…