Early 90s Barbie, you say? This shit was my JAM:

I’m gonna watch the fuck out of this. #NoShame

And she’s friends with Terry Richardson. I can’t take her seriously for the same reason.

It IS true but it doesn’t *ring* true from someone who stripped naked and pretended to get fucked for an R. Kelly video some two-three albums after she became a mega-star.

Mermaid Barbie

At it’s extreme, this type of obsession with “clean eating” is called orthorexia. It’s a recognised disorder. When people get so involved in a certain type of restrictive diet, such as paleo, it can be really harmful. But often it’s not picked up, and people who are obsessive are celebrated as super-healthy role…

She’s not wrong. A multi-day cayenne pepper and lemon juice only ‘cleanse’ is to a person with disordered eating what a weekend long bender in Vegas would be for an alcoholic. It’s not healthy and the media should stop glorifying that type of thing.

Sounds like she’s done more learning and reflection. Good for her.

Huh, its ALMOST like maybe this is the kind of reporting Jezebel should be doing itself...

Addiction is a terrible, horrible thing no one should be idolizing. Seeing someone you love waste away and give up on everything is devastating. Anyone glamorizing additction as anything but tragic needs a reality check.

With fewer number of hours of daylight during winter, it’s important for men to give their dicks the sunlight they desperately need.

Duh. In case you want to return it.

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

Exactly. The argument shouldn’t be, “He didn’t do anything Sean Penn hasn’t done, so leave him alone.” It should be “Why do either of these assholes still have careers?”

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.

But what if you kind of need to turn your brain off for a little bit?