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what women want in a guy :

Yeah, let me clarify, we’re married and that sounds real grown up, but we definitely spent about an hour yesterday laying on the floor scooting around on our butts cause it scared the dogs. I don’t exaggerate when I say an hour. On our butts. Butt-scootin.

Well, this makes me wonder. When *does* one become an adult? Not legally, more like psychologically/spiritually. I’m 35 now, and I haven’t had an easy life, but I don’t think I’ve felt like an adult until really recently. And not all the time. This is the secret of life, right? You always feel like a teenager. I'm

In a world in which HIV is no longer [...] a crisis.


WHAT?! I totally agree with allowing blood donation but saying HIV is no longer a crisis is just utterly painfully brutally wrong.

hopefully i’ll just be echoing what everyone else is saying (because it’s the right goddamn thing to point out) but

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Is this an irony test?

Exactly. Nobody’s saying she should go free. Even if she’s guilty, people in prison shouldn’t be tortured by being held in solitary for 20 years and not being given medical treatment.

The fact that anyone still takes Cathy Brennan seriously shows how far we have left to go. This is a person who deliberately doxxes trans* teenagers purely to do them harm.

Everything is upper-middle class South East England centric. No surprise to the rest of us in the sticks. They could have had a whole range of people but they never ever do. Shakespeare is probably the least posh out of all of those. And two people from the same family - Elisabeth and her great uncle.

Should have consisted of Queen Mother with a different hat on every page.

Funny, I came to chime in along those lines. I come from a Welsh family and I get asked with shocking frequency what race I am. I bartend and it’s almost always at least once in a shift, and frequently more often. The truly bizarre thing is that people will argue with me about it or accuse me of lying! I’m very pale

I was thinking the same thing. Curly haired Welsh are pretty common. It’s like a country full of tall Hobbits.

... you’re Welsh. Seems like a more plausible explanation.

I had a shit week, I had to work the weekend, I’m tired, it’s Monday, celebrities are being shitty. But I don’t care, because Ash vs Evil Dead premiered Halloween and it was everything I wanted it to be and more!!

why are we all getting so buttwet over a song that is essentially about Drake being mad and offended that a girl has new friends and doesn’t wanna do sex with him anymore? I understand that it is incredibly catchy, but I can’t be the only one feeling apprehensive about the lyrics...right?

“And now she must accept the consequences of her improper actions.”

Matthew 6:5

It’s a quarter of the Pantone color chart for “orange”

Leave the divisive politics to Jeb and Trump and their twitter fights. Better a “republicrat” than a republican. At least Hillary won’t reverse Roe v. Wade or willfully ignore climate change.