I had a laser shot at me while driving at night once. That alone made me furious.

I don't think Miami Vice. I think blind Al Pacino.

Dammit I'll still be at work then. Will you be anywhere later in the evening during the week?

I like my shifters big.

Just as I had suspected my whole life, these videos prove that Mario Kart features an unrealistic physics engine and unengaging driving experience. Worst driving game ever.

E39 M5s don't particularly drive like purebred M cars. Drive one and you'll realize it feels closer to an AMG than any BMW of that era. BMW's straight 6 cars define the BMW character best.

I've been guilty of 7 before. I felt terrible.

Here's a Lexus IS doing the same thing.

Visiting NYC at the moment. I love this place...for a few days. Then I wonder how the fuck people can tolerate this.

Funny I'm seeing this now. I'm an Austin resident who's currently visiting NYC. Austin can be pretty terrible to get around, but I just paid $6 for a bus to travel about 10 miles in about 1.5 hrs from Manhattan to Queens.

Of the 3 or 4 Enzos I have ever seen in person, one was a beautiful silver. I want to say there's only 2 silver Enzos in the world right? Or possibly a few more.

The original Mercedes CLS. :)

Doge puppy = pope

I just discovered her a few weeks back. She's fantastic. And your music tastes are flawless Matt.

All that were built sold, which makes it a great selling car! :D

Ditto. Everything I know about cars comes from loving them and not studying them like it's a task. Though, if a booth professional ends up liking cars, then all the better!

Kickdown button?! Kickdown button = two pedal variant. Good call on the wife's part. Now have him sell the camry for a 3 pedaler. ;)

Because top speed in a Camry is less dangerous...

I'll just never have a wife. Zing!

Anyone who feels the need to point out their creation isn't the product of unresolved past trauma is suspect.