So everyone who is not a engineer is a fuckup huh?

AMGs in general are never manual, not at least since they were officially acquired by
MB anyway.

What's up with Mercedes and standard headlights? $90k and you get halogens?

Parachute? Sign me up!

People who read Jalopnik, regardless of age, fall outside of the group described. I don't understand all the readers who are boasting about their own gearheadedness. Uhh, good for you? You don't represent the majority of a generation.

When Jim Carrey backed out of a lot in one in Bruce Almighty, I came buckets. It looked so good.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JALOPNIK

So now you could get a 3 series sedan, a 3 wagon, an X3, a 3 GT if you wanted an ugly fusion of all three or a 4 GC, which is essentially a 3 series sedan, but not quite a 3 series sedan or a 3 GT that's not quite a 3 GT.

What?

I am finding this much funnier than its supposed to be.

It was a beautiful low 70s this past weekend here and now I have to wash my car again! And after the forthcoming pleasant weekend I foresee another 20s and icy day with with another 200+ crashes. And Patrick will have to write another article. What is the sorcery of this infinite cycle...

Yeah. That's a sweet car. You on Roundel Gruppe or anything?

I love this weather. Instead of coffee this morning, I went for 15 minutes of opposite lock.

Hey I've seen that car before I'm pretty sure. You went by my beater E36 once. Remember it? The one without a rear bumper.

Base 228i with the orange because it looks close enough to Austin's love for burnt orange. Then I'd drive it straight to downtown (hopefully just in time for SXSW) and recruit other Millennials to become enthusiasts. I chose the base 228i so I can advertise the price. And of course, the good looking women in town will…

If that photo is all we have to work with, then that's a tough one. The headlight glare completely obstructs the shape of the headlight. Looks more like a coupe than a sedan to me.

I like how we responded with the same car.

Maybe the lack of sound at work is making me miss it, but that looks like a near-stock ride height M3. Huh?

When there's no pre-defined circumstances, fewer people to make ambient noise, the sound of curiosity seems loud.