I like your metric. Have a star.

I love the fact that I can buy a car that has more horsepower than a 1930's fighter plane.

If you’re a Detroit cop, you either get tough or get killed.

As someone who has broken down in a bad area of Detroit...can confirm. It’s just a great story now.

It’s all subjective. I’m a lifelong NYC resident, and I absolutely loathe nature. Any time I have to spend outdoors is time that I’m desperately trying to figure out how to get back indoors. So to each their own.

You know what sounds better than that. “I live in a place that’s not New York”.

This is a viable solution, and i don’t regret for one New York minute, leaving the city where i was born and raised. NYC can suck all the dicks.

OH NO! 45 whole minutes of delay?! The horror. I think New Yorkers just need to get over themselves. I have a handful of friends who live in new york, but are not natives, and not a peep about the subway.

Have you considered buying a car and then using it to drive as far away from New York City as possible?

We non-New Yorkers understand the complaining, but New York doing things badly isn’t news to us.

Fully torqued, bro!

Charlie?

Don’t forget this Lambo too.

Cheap compact car meant for families and commuting doesn’t perform as well on track as BMW’s and Minis several times more expensive. More at 11.

It’s not trying to be modern retro though.

Yeah, that darny darn Japanese driver, winning the the Indy 500 on Memorial Day. Shame on him for coming from a country who has been our ally for over 70 years. How dare he signify the peace between Japan and America that our soldiers and sailors fought to regain?

All it needs is a decent engine and a decent manual transmission. I say manual because the CVT is fine per CVT standards, but the 5 speed is an abomination with its drunk-esque precision and total lack of clutch feel.

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

I hate driving through Georgia in general.

You won’t get murdered, you might have to star in a local production of Deliverance with Ben Rothisberger but after 3-4 hours you’ll be good to go.