No one gives a shit about New York or its Subway.

You?

It’s like experimenting it college. I mean look at that thing. It looks like fun. You want to ride it. But if you do, your friends will make fun of you. And if you try to bring it home, your folks will disown you.

I continue to be jealous of your adventures.

Points for a good answer, extra points for ridiculously specific Archer references as a name.

Who cares? Isn’t there a local blog you can complain about local issues with? I don’t need a weekly New York report. New York as a city entirely sucks ass, that’s not news.

It’s people! Soylent green is people!

This was looking like an informative article until about the seventh paragraph where it became ‘wah wah wahhhh republicans fault’ despite two democratic presidents and various congresses, also letting the ball drop. What else is Republicans fault? Plagues? Famine?

Nice pics. Very jealous of your excursion.

Those wheels would make great clashing coasters at your Aston Martin apartment. Lambo has always made incredibly stupid looking cars that they tell people are cool and fashionable. I’m 99% sure they are designed by this guy:

Sorry yes, crime and pollution. Lots of cities from here to the third world offer better food, entertainment, driving, things to do and see, without a tenth of the prententious attitude.

Be fair, there was a lot of people who voted for Hillary too. Everyone is stupid.

Are you...Jeremy Clarkson from bizarro world? Do you have a Prius but not take it into London? Are you 4' 7" and not racist, homophobic, or bigotted at all? Stop it!

 All of this is so wrong, and yet...I want it....

Pretty much any story I hear out of Detroit goes the same way too. Very nice and situation aware cops are quite eager to keep you from getting mugged, raped, trafficked, or murdered. And I’m just talking about what they do to the guys.

Any city offers what New York City offers. Only people in NYC, LA, and San Fran are deluded enough to think there’s is somehow special.

Take them back.

Terrible looking car.

Can Eric Clapton play guitar through its audio system?

I’ve never been canned. I just do good work and continue to make next to nothing. Hmmm. I’ve been approaching this whole career thing all wrong.