And Priuses, everywhere.

Just visited Chicago for the first time and I was impressed by how nice (relatively) it was. I was driving like it was NYC and had to calm myself down because I realized I was being the jerk.

Southern Georgia, the only place I ever get speeding tickets.

Mom has good taste in cars....

They have this new material called “cloth.” We’ll say it’s all the rage in Patagonia. $10,000 a square foot.

Philippines, where the laws are really more a suggestion....

As a Floridian I am inclined to point out that it’s not the floridians, but the old crackpots from MI, OH, NY, and NJ that foul up our roads. And don’t get me started on the damn canucks. You have a group of the angriest, most aggressive, and shittiest drivers in the world mixing with the friendlies who read the…

If you are any kind of first responder or healthcare worker, put your work badge on. 80% effective. Got me out of many tickets. If there is anyone in the car with you, they need to pretend to be drunk, you need to be the nice designated driver just getting them home. That one gas worked both times.

I hate to get local, but as a fellow Michgander worked in Bloomfield Hills (Troy adjacent) I can tell you that your jeep is not welcome there, as it makes the Range Rovers and G Classes feel inferior. Not a Bentley? Does your car have a prancing pony or a bull attached to the hood? Then it does not belong. My beater…

They won’t be so high and mighty when you start doing fly-bys after a j-turn. (Can go karts pull a j-turn?)

People who say things like “As an entrepreneur, time is money” don’t know business and don’t know money.

“What’s winter?” -Subaru driver.

Why didn’t you love it? Because you are breaking my heart.