He’s never been the same after CSI Miami.

The African burial grounds outside Stuytown?

I’m surprised Channel 6 News haven’t snapped him up, since they already have all the branding and publicity ready…

+1. There’s a certain level of sociopath for whom the legal system really isn’t well set up. He even flags it up himself with his “I’ve gotten away with much, much worse”, “we both know this isn’t enough for any police involvement. you lose. again”. There should be a statutory punishment for anyone who goes out of…

It gets really weird:

He does have a history of simply pretending his own history never happened.

I smelled “general” discharge also...

Fascinating, if depressing story. But, so...this Marjorie? This is the one he said he didn’t know?

Robert Caruso is one sick puppy...

Great piece. It’s disconcerting, to say the least, that journalists and other news sources are relying n the opinion of a Steven Siegal wannabe for insight into this country’s military stances. Jesusfuckingchrist. He sounds fucking nuts.

A (very small, comparatively) thing I find odd, is that this guy could be knowledgeable enough to scam his way onto cable news but doesn’t realize it would be incredibly embarrassing to be his age and a campaign fellow.

Cobert Raruso

“People who know Caruso describe him as a smooth talker, a quote-machine eager to brag about his security clearance and access to the political and military elite.”

Only problem with this statement is he doesn’t have security clearance any longer. He lost it when he abused it by using it to look at women he was…

This is good Kinja.

Thanks, I was wondering about that. It confused the hell out of me, because if he had an honorable discharge, why wouldn’t he use that exact phrase?

These are two different things. The way it’s written, it seems like he is saying that he received a General Discharge under Honorable Conditions, and you interpreted that as an Honorable Discharge.

Robert? Is that you?

idk, the contents of this seem to be less about a dude who sees Putin hiding behind every slight or perceived slight and more about a mentally ill dickhead who would be blaming the Reptiloids or the Jews if his bean was bent just a teeny bit differently.

How many different restraining orders does it take before someone is involuntarily committed? Seems like there should be some correlation.

Not misleading, just his go-to smear when anyone accurately quotes him.