DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

No one's slick as Gaston

Dude: did any of you watch the video where the man who stole all of these women said that Allah wants him to sell women? Ellenjane (who could be black or gay—how the fuck would you know?) did not say "All Muslims" she said that the Boko Haram is a militant Islamic terrorist group that has been linked to Iran and Al…

Wow, way to make the plight of a couple hundred little kids and their families ALL ABOUT YOU. Nice.

No, sweetie. You're so irrational you immediately start screaming about race instead of slowing down and actually reading the words in front of you. Such intellectual weakness is actually sad to witness. Race irrelevant here.

I CONSTANTLY try to conjure ghosts with my mind, and it does not work. For the billionth time, fuck all ghosts. All ghosts are pussies. Do something about it, you pussy ass ghosts. Fuck ghosts.