Seriously. He has a design patent for a door handle fixture that’s never been used. He was born into money that allowed him to purchase people’s work while he takes the credit and that's all he's ever done. 

You didn’t remotely read this did you? Stock, down. Market value, down. Public perception, down. Sales, down. Shareholder faith and approval, down.

I’ve been preaching this for a decade. There should be a requirement to qualify for trucks and large SUVs in order to register them. Countless nations have limits to engine output, power and vehicle weight. The wear and tear of tires creates more emissions than exhaust and these massive vehicles are absolutely…

You’d think, except. . .

That would involve ending lobbying, which is literally just legal bribery. Paying politicians and the government to get what your way is bribery and there's no arguing that. If we criminalized bribery we could make a lot more progress in countless aspects of our life and society. 

Plenty of comments have mentioned how dangerously unsanitary it is demanding people come into work at a restaurant while they’re sick. But nobody’s mentioned how she literally told them to bring a dead dog’s carcass into the restaurant. Everything else she said was very literal, straightforward and blunt. It should…

Rather ironic he brings a sink into their headquarters before immediately flushing the company down the drain.

A lot of the time he also makes it damn near impossible for them to be build or design things. He's the single greatest threat to all of the companies he owns. Considering the how his family generated and maintain their wealth he is quite literally toxic. 

Yeah, except. Considering he did this there’s only a few possible truths.

There’s so many jokes here that I’ll just leave this.

Yup. Even “better” is that the people he reassigned were working on something he’s pushing so hard as a selling point for Tesla that he’s literally going to court with feds to try and validate. When he just randomly removes the only people working to make it even function, much less function properly as promised, it…

You’d hope they’d be able to focus on relevant things with him out of the room, but he’s Elon Musk, so he manages to fail on that one too.

Yes!

Yes!

The 272 people who said nice price are genuinely the reason the used car market is inaccessible for millions and the "classic" car market is becoming an unsustainable bubble used by the rich and wealthy as what's essentially a tax haven.

Satyan Merchant is one letter away from being the PERFECT name for an executive or a consumer credit reporting company.

“In any case all this talk about ‘generations’ is ultimately meaningless.”

1: Younger people are always the most visible and active at public events. Older people aren’t exactly the most interested in running around in public.

You’re statement is objectively false.

“By law, a person who is the subject of police activity can record as long as they’re not being handcuffed, searched, or subjected to a field sobriety test.”