“Apparently, the team had no faith that Tomb Raider: Ascension would be as good as Batman: Arkham Asylum.”

That sounds more like electoral politics than anything.  

In today’s episode of “these rich pricks deserve no sympathy” we bring you this.

These drive trains are a LOT easier to resell on the black market than the cars you listed.

1: Go fuck yourself.

Seriously, did they mesh several different (terrible) design concepts, throw them together, and leave it to the constructive contractors to make it a functional building?

The US Flag Code does not apply to private citizens, businesses, or institutions.

Even more reason for me to continue my traditional 4th of July flag burning.  

This. Then they go home, hop on social, and bitch about kneeling athletes disrespecting the flag.

Yeah, except you’re demonstrably wrong.

In an ironic and self-defeating way, I stopped trick-or-treating right around the time I started smoking weed.

I lived in Wisconsin until I was 26, and can vouch that this is a thing.

When will Elon Musk and his acolytes realize that they’re the single biggest reason people go elsewhere for an EV or are waiting for an alternative?

Essentially a list of the best selling and most common cars.

Exactly what I came here to say. Based on even their own statement it sounds like it's just an entirely non-functional game.  

But Googling is hard bro, now pass the vape pen.  

The US Federal Government classifies marijuana a higher offense than many hard drugs.

“If the corporations get to be sociopathic turds, so do their customers. Fair’s fair.”

I would

Exactly where I thought this was going.