Don’t worry Tesla stans, he won’t let you down, he’ll still pour you plenty of kool-aid to keep those deposits going.

My partner and I went to a steakhouse for our anniversary in June.

If only his mouth would remain closed forever. 

Wow, that escalated quickly.  

Thank you, you saved from having to write these exact same things.

The only two words that are appropriate.

Humans are incredibly weird.

They didn't say the hardest, just their least favorite. 

This whole niche of doing mind numbingly tedious and repetitive jobs, in a simulation you for, jobs that are grossly underpaid in the real world, is absolutely fascinating.

“Absolute Girth” would be an incredible band name!

I feel safe assuming you’re definitely not Black, and presumably White.

100%

Bravo, I can’t give you enough stars.

Did you write the film or are you always just this hyper aggressive and angry?

Where did I say they weren’t?

Please show me where they did that in children's media from the 90's.  

I’ve never heard of police preventing home burglaries, just responding to them. Which is what they do with the VAST majority of crimes.

“-”I’m an unqualified elected official,” he says at one point. “What’s the worst that could happen?”-”

“I’m at the stage in my life where being professionally mediocre is no longer a cardinal sin in my book.”

Tyler Perry is singlehandedly keeping minstrel shows popular in American culture.