Srey fanboys, but this looks way too much like the F1 for my taste.

“Obscenely wealthy person, who inherited a literal fortune, and one of the single most profitable brands which has ever existed, who sells actual toys to the wealthiest people on the planet, is angry that the massively valuable company his father built has to spend a lot of money to play the single most expensive game…

Jason, based on everything I can find, the man’s name was John Tjaarda, not Tom.

The perfect argument for why dealerships should no longer exist. 

“Capitalism exists based on the premise of perfect markets.” I’m literally laughing at this.

Humans waste so much time and energy on things, I love it when we do it for such lighthearted and whimsical things.

As long as it's fruitcakes and circus peanuts, don't want to waste actual desserts. 

The wealth and privilege of the person claiming there's a difference?

“Its not greed its capitalism.”

It’s 2021. People think Jewish space lasers are starting forest fires and that lesbian witches are cursing conservative politicians.

Do they push the other button for “paid time off” on demand?

This right here! Exactly, Porsche always over-engineers and over-delivers, and this is one of the greatest examples of that ever.

I'm just assuming this is sarcasm to troll those who actually talk like this, right? 

F1 champions, Le Mans winners, highly experienced long haul drivers, lifelong taxi drivers, people who drive vehicles for industrial purposes, and literally every other professional driver in the world have accidents.

TIL you can get wasted, get behind the wheel, drive your car into a house, kill an animal, almost kill one person, hospitalize another person, and get released to walk free, with the mere promise that you won’t do it again.

This doesn't have enough stars!

If you want to know why vehicles are so much heavier, this right here is a huge part of it.

If only the koolaid Trumpists have been drinking actually was laced with cyanide, the world would be a better place.

If you vote Republican you’ve cosigned all the extremism within your party, at best. At worst, you’re a delusional, homicidal, xenophobic, transphobic, fascist fellating, science denying, conspiracy propagating, wilfully ignorant piece of shit who’s proudly responsible for contributing to the greatest loss of American…

No matter what field you work in, if you’re bragging about a 20% (TWENTY PERCENT!!!!) approval rating, there’s at least one thing you’re absolutely failing at.