The idea that there could be some kind of shadow presidency going on out of Joe Biden’s garage/ rumpus room, with grilling in the backyard 24/7 warms my heart.

I feel like they’ll all be suspended four games for violating the league’s substance abuse policy after Uncle Joe is done with them.

And then they can drag race Camaros.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

shouldn’t have been fooling around with that lil ho Sara Lee

go fuck yourself

I bet he got dumped by Little Debbie.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

He probably has a future in the athleticism business, you’d say? Bravo for a fit lad.

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

Announcer: “If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball!”

they’d be hard-pressed find a whiter kick, to be honest.

oh ok, now i get it

NINE HUNDRED GRAINS OF SALT... RUINER!!!

That is 100% not what power and torque look like plotted together on the same graph. It’s hand drawn. I’m an automotive engineer and have looked at way too many power/torque vs. time graphs.

How big of a piece of shit would you have to be to truther this....?

Or LeBron could take a veteran’s minimum deal and live off the millions Nike is paying him to allow the team to have lots more cash to spend on the pieces he wants. But far be it for anyone to ask a superstar to not get paid the max contract. It’s not like it’s ever happened before. Look at the sacrifices Drew…

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

That Kings ad is nuts.