That reminds me, Brett Gardner annoys the shit out of me.

I would really like it if the political bullshit be kept off Deadspin. The concourse? Fine. But not deadspin. I come here for sports articles and biased rankings of random items. Not this.

Blue Diamond Almonds? Fuck, I’d be proud to sport that.

This is why the UCI should lift the ban on disc brakes.

you know, bookstores still exist

I wish Phil Jackson referred to me and my friends as a posse...

actually, a gala is much softer than a braeburn

both of the VP candidates are losers

Hey! I was there

God, Billy Butler needs to fuck off.

Peanut butter and scrambled egg trumps all other peanut-based sandwiches.

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