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NBC= No Black Champions?

The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

I didn’t want it to go like this, but when one of the Nats beat reporters said his other opportunity had been while as a Dodgers player, and the LA Dodgers didn’t even field a triple play until the 90s, I knew something was up. I didn’t think it’d get this far though.

... why the fuck would you know this?

You put a lot of time into this.

There’s always highlight truthers

Dusty Baker had a nice story after the game about how this was the first triple play he’d ever actually witnessed. His only other opportunity he’d missed apparently because he’d left the dugout for a mid-game bathroom break, only clued onto something cool happening when he came back to see the dugout celebrating.

WELL

It will continue to be a historic year of firsts for Washington. In November, we’ll either elect as President the first woman or the first Cheeto-American.

How can you be cynical about the Olympics? What could be more thrilling than finding out what country is the best at exercising?

Absolutely. But what goes on between a fan and his own team in the privacy of his own home is nobody’s business.

Starting it off early this year.

I mean, heavens forbid they actually use that technology to figure out where a punt goes out of bounds so the refs don’t walk it back up an extra 10 yards, it’s not like I’m bitter about that or anything.

NBC’s hyper-jingoism and constant “US as the underdog” coverage (even though we are the favorite in 70% of the events) makes me actively root against the US in every event.

Or maybe showing the opening ceremonies at 8pm is the beginning of prime time. Although I think times have changed and the idea of “Prime Time” is outdated, and nothing beats live, but not everything is a conspiracy.

The black dog definitely made a football move.

Dez Bryant: Atta boy! Caught it!

Yes, it’s such a shame fans were so silent about the problems with Man of Steel. If somebody had just said something, maybe the problems with Dawn of Justice could have been prevented.

Muhammad Smalli