Early football video game playing me thought Yancy Thigpen was a god.

I’ll apologize, it came across way harsher than it sounded in my head when I posted. I wasn’t aiming for a full attack, more of a “getouttahere”.

Also, you could play it a little safer and just go ahead say start the projected top ten picks IN EVERY FANTASY DRAFT.

And if you were stuck with a mid-round pick in all of your leagues? WHO WOULD YOU START THEN!? Because all of those guys would have all been gone by the time you got you’re fucking pick.

Carter was twice their age. I don’t think they’re the age Carter was when he died yet. Still, considering that Doc is an addict that lost out on a potential HoF career, Dykstra is a complete and utter nut job and Strawberry has resorted to kiss and tell to keep the lights on, I don’t think you really know what the…

Gary Carter would have appreciated someone that wasn’t doing lines of coke from the secret batter chalk bag and railing hookers in the bathroom stall.

If he’s anything like Bonds and the bashers of old? ‘Roids.

Massachusetts is perhaps the fakest liberal state there is.

A whole half against a team that poses no threat to his program? Oh man. I bet he’s learned his lesson at this harsh action.

The only time anyone has a problem with democracy is when someone disagrees with them.

And then there’s the grabbing the helmet and giving it a good shake with the hands thing afterwards.

Or that theft was the thing that drove him over that line. Not rape or murdering a four year old. Theft.

Yet when hot women ignore ugly guys everything is as it should be.

“If we are not catered to, we will put all of your lives at risk!!!!!”

I spoke to several team owners and under the condition of anonymity many of them said they have video of Roger Goodell fucking dogs and killing babies.

He’s not mistaken. The country isn’t oppressing black people as a whole. It’s just oppressing poor black people. Because, sort of by systemic purpose, that’s who gets oppressed - poor people.

I can attest to the fact that being a parent drives you batshit bonkers. It’s all the shit you don’t know (is that ok? what will happen when this happens) that does it along with the concerns about the world, the future, the moments between now and the future. It’s fucking horrible.

I like newspapers. You can read sports and then whack a dog or line a litter box or birdcage with the rest.

Is it substantially better than 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 09, 08, 07 or 06? Because if not, they could have just moved to a subscription fee and updated and patched new rosters and other improvements.

Also, he did this several times, too.