Maybe it’s time they just caw the whole thing off.

Why do people fall for this ‘gold for the apocalypse’ BS? You know what people are gonna want in an apocalypse? Booze, smokes, chocolate and toilet paper. Fuck gold.

I can’t wrap my brain around why anyone thinks gold and silver will retain any kind of value in the event of a major world crisis. These are not useful, practical metals in that situation. If I’m literally trying to survive, what the fuck do I want with a ton of extremely dense, basically useless gold?

You are my hero!

I am a big fan of Implanon for birth control. Like you, all the horror stories about IUDs freaked me out. Implanon is essentially the same bc, but it is a little plastic rod that gets injected under your skin on the inside of your upper arm. They numb you, inject it, and give you a band aid. There was some bruising,…

I don’t understand the hatred of cleaning. It feels good to clean and just chase your cats/dogs with the vacuum if you really need to entertain yourself. It doesn’t even take long.

I had a complication with Mirena and then got Nexplanon instead. It is good for 3 years so not as long as any IUD that I’m aware of, but still enough that could cover you until you join the world of we working stiffs with regular insurance again! I haven’t had a period in the 20-ish months I’ve had mine.

I second everyone else’s suggestion to use Planned Parenthood for your BC in the interim. I found COBRA cost-prohibitive. Also, I know you’ve heard some bad things about IUDs, but that’s just because people tend to talk about the bad things more than the mundane. The overwhelming number of IUD insertions are boring…

Planned parenthood offers sliding scale priced services and birth control.

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COBRA, COBRA, COBRA! It’s a Federal law that predates Obamacare, put together by Tip O’Neil and Teddy Kennedy (we shall not see their likes again, ladies), which allows you to continue buying health insurance coverage through your previous employer for up to 18 months. They have to insure you, and they have to charge…

I drunk text people too. Anyone. A girl I used to work with. "Hey how you doin? How you been?" Girl I barely knew, "Mya...? Ha ha. Randommm..." Yeah, I gotta stop that.

It sounds like the pill is working fine for you with no problems, so if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Oh man, that sucks. I’m on a budget too and I had a similar experience a few months ago with disappointing food from a previously good place. I hope that tomorrow goes better for you!

Thanks. I loved Halloween when the niecer was small. I used to even dress up the my dogs (shepards) and we’d have a theme in my yard. Not always scary. Wild West. Australia (she was a kangaroo that year, on a mini-trampoline — almost like a float). Tropical Madness (the dogs were red and white grapes that year!).

OMG SO GOOOOOOOD!!!

Amazing! I love it!

Every day! I’m living the dream!

When does your episode of hoarders air again?

What if clutter brings you joy?