Does Illana not count as a woman of colour? I remember her referring to herself as ethnically ambiguous in an episode but I don't know if that was just for humor or if she does consider herself a woman of colour.

I would just like to generally recap what everyone has posted:

All right. I'm going to start this off by swearing that I am a normal, bland stay-at-home dad.

I'm married but I took today off work and my husband is traveling, so it was pretend single day. Slept in, masturbated, played silly computer games, cooked new recipes, and after the gym I just took a bath with bath bombs while wearing a face mask, drinking hard cider, eating cheese and pretzels, and watching Doctor…

picking the crusted anything off my body and inspecting it carefully only to throw it gleefully onto the floor to be swept up at a later date.

Oh man, my frenemies from high school get TOLD when I'm alone. I've sorted it all out.

When I watch movies I like to hold my boobs because it just feels right

I have one male friend who is desperately single and always puts, to quote 40 y/o virgin, the pussy on a pedestal. Can I PLEASE share this thread with him to show women are as fucked up as guys?

I sing songs about food I'm cooking, when I'm making sourdough bread I sing the word sourdough to the A Team theme song. I have a potato salad song, and there's a dance that goes with the lasagna song.

With an opening like that, you know it's getting degreyed. Cheers!

My grandparents slept in separate bedrooms, and that used to make me sad when I was a kid. Now I sooo get it.

Make it weird, April. Make it so weird you giggle about it for years to come.

Ah, I will get too many bad ideas! My roommate and boyfriend are gone for the weekend so I have the whole apartment to myself. I don't want to make it too weird while they're gone.

Me too. Or I'll just put the towel down on the bed and sit on it, naked. There's something about being freshly clean from a shower and being naked that just feels great.

I don't buy towels - I buy bath SHEETS - for a reason. ;)

Unless I have somewhere that I need to be, I will sit for hours in just a towel after I've gotten out of the shower. I find it so freeing.

One of my favorite 'single and living alone' memories is a bottle of chardonnay and a sudden overwhelming desire to get in shape. I had my hula hoop that I'd ordered after I went to Bonnaroo and decided that was my thing (it wasn't), so I picked it up and choreographed an entire workout routine in my living room. It…

Rehearsing out loud the arguments I will never have with people who have upset me sometime between twenty five years ago and today, when I'm angry.

Getting faded and watching Bollywood dance vids.