I love guinea pigs - my niece had one she named Cheetoh. Of course she didn't really want to deal with all the crap that goes into taking care of it, so my sister found him a new home...she never even asked me if I wanted him! My lease says I can have 2 cats, so 1 cat and 1 guinea pig would work, right? Although, I…

...yes?

I'll share too. This is my workout:

Okay I've actually done all of these workout moves, other than the first one which I don't even know what the hell that is, just not to a ridiculous soundtrack and they're reallyyyy not that challenging. Beyonce is giving away none of the secrets to a Beyonce body with this.

Am I the only one (besides Natasha) who finds this super funny? Yeah, it's disrespectful but kids are disrespectful little shits. They'll grow out of it. It's not like they were mocking a marginalized group, Christians have IMMENSE amounts of privilege in america. A little bit of joking is not going to do any damage.

I'm honestly shocked to realize I never crucified a Barbie once. It just seems like something I'd do, especially as a teenager.

I posted a link to this info as well, even if she doesn't respond to you, people are seeing it.

Karyn, would you consider adding AHA's symptoms of heart attack in women to the post? Confusion about the symptoms is a large part of why women are facing delayed treatment.

i mean baby jesus shouldnt be in the manger until christmas anyway so

Every year, the church near us (Catholic, I think) has a Girl Scout Cookie sale. So, every year deathvalleyconsort and I go over so I can horde all the Tagalongs. Anyway, last year, my guy had come off a ridiculously long shift (he's a doctor) but still wanted to come with me so he could breathe actual air.

They sell them year round at the headquarters here in Savannah! (devilish grin)

Very well reasoned. These people seem to think adoption and charity fix everything. I recall a post—either to Jezebel or a Jezebel linked article—where a woman was accosted by a young man as she entered the clinic because he sad to not give the baby, he'd help her. She asked what kind of help me meant. He said he'd…

I don't know how playing a recording of a wailing infant is supposed to bring someone around to the cause.

Okay, let me get slightly personal here: There was a period in my life when right after I graduated and my student insurance lapsed but before my job insurance kicked in. To keep getting my BC pills, I had to go to a Planned Parenthood. Now, I am a progressive Christian. I don't like the idea of abortion for me (I…

I would tell them I'm about to start practicing 160th trimester abortions if they didn't get the fuck out of my face. Or just take the dolls, pull their heads off, and mic drop them while staring protesters in the eye. My tolerance for this sort of behavior is becoming alarmingly low.

Typically, I don't pick fights, but this is just too much for me at the moment. (Aces, please correct any of my information.)

Have you ever watched Modern Family? How Mitch says that he had to come out to his father three times?

Yeh. Some of my closest friends forget. A lot.

I was correctively raped as a result of being asexual. He was going to "fix" me.