Last place: any artist that still rhymes fire with desire or ocean with notion. Go die in a fire or drown in an ocean.

Woke up at the tail end of a Paris - Milan Eurostar trip with over 200 bed bug bites, then got detained by the Carabinieri like it was my own fault that I got eaten alive. Eventually got a train representative to foot the bill for mega cleaning my luggage, but the whole process wasted 2 days of vacation. And the…

That’s 1,597 rape push ups!

How can these teams recruit if you can’t even rape minors anymore?

Like the G in gif

“This is a sign that your body is rejecting the wheat in the bread.”

Hooves up don’t lasso!

This has been 500 days of Univision.

The last wedding I was at, a freestanding basketball hoop in the church’s parking lot tipped over and obliterated a Cayenne’s windshield. For the rest of the day, people had to make sure the driver wasn’t around when laughing about it.

Who has 2 thumbs and no clavicles?

Dotting the brown eye

*Checks to see if written by Ashley*

Ask Donald Trump

Can he fine me if I park my Sentra there? Aftermarket battery kit, I promise.

Tell us how you really feel!

Rams Wreck Ryan, Rues Running Ruse.

“Two Louisville Football Players, One Student”

Affirmed