When did a school of tiny fish nibble off his eyelids?

But can it see a tractor trailer in broad daylight?

Ferrari F50 Killed in Teenager Crash

So everyone was drunk, the defendant immediately and voluntarily apologized and expressed remorse, and one victim was against a sentence including jail time. The judge’s sentence is far more appropriate than a lifetime of societal shunning, which is the only thing a post like this accomplishes. It seems as if this was…

Always garbage truck truthers

One time, some combination of bud light and animal fries burst out of me with such force that swamp water splashed out of the toilet and onto the back of my shirt. Also got on the toilet tanks and wall. I coulda used a new shirt then.

Just take a lesson from Tesla and pretend it’s not there!

Well, better 4th than 2nd.

Brett Favre comeback, Denver Broncos.

I demand drive thru hot dog on a stick. Perfect car food right there! Delicious hot dog contained in corn mealy goodness with a built in holding device. Then give me a ketchup/mustard dipping container that fits right in my cupholder. Boom, where’s my franchise?