Oysters at Fridays 😬

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

Unicornrow might my new favorite portmanteau, but I’m not sure what makes it “post-apocalyptic”. When I imagine nuclear winter, I’m not really seeing cosmetology school.

I could afford to take a vacation if I had a raise.

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

One of my favorite classes in college was a history of fairly tales which was not only fun but academic.

He said it was from a stunt and he can’t talk about it. I’m assuming he sued and part of the deal was a gag order.

yeah, I’m majorly side-eyeing her right now. It’s one thing to want to stay even after cheating with other adults. Sure, work it out. Good luck. But another thing entirely to have sexted a 15 year-old! That is when you shut it the fuck down. And I get that just shutting off feelings is not always possible immediately…

As much as I like Fry, if I had a chance to go around sounding like Michael Caine, I’d go with Caine. His voice is just too much fun.

Stephen Hawking is 75 years old. At age 21, he was told he had about two years to live. No point to this except that every time I see his name I remember how old he is and think “man that guy is tenacious.”

Seconded. The biological clock is very real for some women and it’s worth acknowledging. I hit 30 and suddenly very much wanted a baby, even though I hadn’t really wanted one before. That came with it a whole host of issues surrounding career decisions, healthcare choices, relationship questions, financial decisions.…

This. If you want to use your body to make babby, it makes sense that you would stress out about the lady body’s well-documented tendency to stop making babby with age. Snarking on those people who worry about that in the name of feminism is bonkers.

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

im sure the response to this will be great.

I had no idea someone could struggle that badly to act natural while giving a thumbs up. It’s like that is the most strenuous activity his hand has ever performed and he’s grimacing in pain.

He looks 45.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

Timothy Caughman was murdered because he was Black and yet the media still paints him as the problem. Here’s how the Daily News reported this: