At the risk of outing myself and handle to people who know me and my dog, I’ll share a puppy pic. Because we ALL deserve nice things, especially today.

I’m not American, nor live in America, but over here we’re aware of the global implications and the general horror that today brings. I’m sorry, you guys. x

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

1) We get it. You vape.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

I think this movie looks great.

I know Cosmo Jarvis personally and am confused as to why they are portraying his role as a black character. He told me that he was of Armenian descent, not black.

For some reason that made-up word forced me to pronounce it with a bad German accent inside my head. Das ist mein goosband.

“Take a gander at my goose husband!”

I know pretty much nothing about these two, but after these clips I kind of love them.

If the boy had any decency, he’d date a woman descended from the noble and ancient race of cheese-curds.

What are the wrong reasons that the Rodgers family believes were motivating Munn? Fame? The Daily Show, sitcom appearances, Magic Mike, the Newsroom, Letterman, Leno, FHM and Maxim hottest babe lists all predate her relationship with Rodgers. Money? While Aaron is worth a lot more, it is not as if she is not doing…

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

And he is hilarious on it.

Just had a baby 6 weeks ago. They only took her once for hearing test and the few other newborn items and she was back in 20 minutes. They didnt have a nursery.

I am and that scene terrified me. I’m pretty sure I still have the occasional nightmare influenced by the part where the candy-wagon sides fall off and the cage is revealed.

My Grandmother was Raped and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt.

I don’t even know the football things, but I get this joke and I like this joke.