I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

Agreed. I found that unecessarily disrespectful...especially knowing that there are a lot of Gen Xers in the Jez community.

and not without consequences...i once bought a t-shirt as a present for my super mega hyper Cher friend, and he hasnt spoken to me since.

A friend of mine is friends with Goop’s mother and always says Goop is and always has been a shitload of fun.

While the letters were still being attached, passersby assumed her unfinished name (BETT not BETTE) was a misspelling.

We use “talk about Christmas” as a code for some reason, but it’s more because we think it’s funny than because we’re trying to fool the kid.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

Hey it may be too late to help you Kelly but for anyone else having pregnancy constipation, or for after labor when you really need to keep things, uh, soft, or just non-pregnancy related poop issues, this stuff is the shit. Literally.

Okay, I’ll bite. I think live music is thrilling. A terrific singer can change up phrasing and intonation, decide to come in ahead of or behind the beat, respond to what’s in her heart or what’s going on in the world. She can keep the material fresh. There is a reason fans of acts like the Grateful Dead or Bruce…

Termination could entitle him to benefits/golden parachutes, if he quits then no payout would be required.

The most profound moment of my life was a couple years ago when I was big pregnant and my husband and I went for a walk around our community (it was one of those little gated developments) to try to jump start labor. It was fairly late at night and we were walking and we saw a cop car at the house behind ours a few…

Truffles taste good, when done right and when done with proper truffles. But truffle powder is just garbage. Truffle oil and truffle butter are hit or miss - depends very much on the base ingredients used.

*raises hand*

A majority of both Israelis and Palestinians support a two-state solution, but it isn’t reflected in their right-wing leadership. It’s not unique; a majority of Americans support progressive policies, and yet look how dominant the republican party is at every level of government.

Ahhhh...I totally banged a pair of siblings. Several years apart, mind you. But still. I am trashy.

You jest, and yet they are VERY DIFFERENT FILMS. In Remains of the Day, Anthony Hopkins is a repressed man bound by the social conventions of his day and Emma Thompson is a lively, intelligent woman who pushes against them. But in Howard’s End, Anthony Hopkins is a repressed man bound by the social conventions of his…

Nah her actions surrounding this whole thing have been incredibly shady. There was another incident a while ago where Chris Pratt tried to give away their elderly cat on twitter, and although that struck me as very shitty, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because they had recently had a baby who was born…

You know, if it had been just this one incident, I might be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. But the fact that this isn’t the only shady incident they’ve had with giving animals away leads me to the conclusion that they really, really shouldn’t be pet owners. And that most likely, as you said, they’re…

He picks things up and puts them down.